Behind all this analysis lies an assumption that should insult anyone who thinks about it long enough: the assumption that it is not because you are a rational creature (as Plato would argue) making your voting choices based on what you have reasoned and discerned, but rather that you are a slave to your emotions or, in other cases, your genetics or your environment. This line of thinking tends to pigeonhole people based on their personality (internal factors beyond one's control) or their level of education or religion (external factors).
Besides being insulting, this also makes for some silly conclusions. This article in Newsweek a few months ago asserted that you could tell someone's political preference just by looking at their desk.
According to Wray Herbert, a cluttered desk = a liberal mind, and this amazing data shows how political preference is actually shaped by personality.
As anyone who has ever had to live with me knows, I disprove this theory immediately. My workspace is almost always in some sort of disarray, though I strive to clean and organize once or twice a year. I keep contact information on post-it notes and, at home, my space is crowded with piles of articles and papers and books. I am not a neat person. In fact, the definition of a liberal's workspace seems to fit my own:
The conservatives' rooms were not only tidy and orderly, they were full of utilitarian stuff like cleaning supplies, calendars and postage stamps. The liberals' rooms were painted in bold colors and cluttered with books and art and travel brochures. The Red rooms, if you will, were places to hole up and be safe, while the Blue rooms felt more like staging areas for exploration.
Basically, the author is arguing that conservatives are boring and conventional while liberals are exciting and expressive:
Again these are our stereotypes, but now there is a deeper psychological explanation for these predictable tastes and attitudes. It's human nature to crave certainty and structure. But individuals crave security to varying degrees, depending on how fearful they are. People who are the most fearful see safety in stability and hierarchy, where more emotionally secure people can tolerate some chaos and unpredictability in their lives. The psychologists gathered data from 12 different countries to test this out, and they found that conservative politics were inextricably linked to several measures of emotional insecurity: intolerance of ambiguity, need for structure, desire for closure, and so forth. They also found that conservatives had a more intense existential fear of death.
Where to begin? First, the idea that liberals are more emotionally secure than conservatives is absurd. Take a random sample of Republicans from Chattanooga and a random sample of Democrats from Seattle, and compare their emotional security -- heck, forget security, let's just check their emotional stability -- and see what you find.
Second, linking conservatism to fear is short-sighted at best and likely self-serving on the author's part. (At least he's upfront about his political bias before he graciously dismisses anyone on the other side of the aisle as a coward.) That conservatives favor order in society is true -- because order brings beauty and goodness with it. As G. K. Chesterton wrote, "The rare, strange thing is to hit the mark; the gross, obvious thing is to miss it . . . Chaos is dull; because in chaos the train might indeed go anywhere . . . I tell you that every time a train comes in I feel that it has broken past batteries of besiegers, and that man has won a battle against chaos . . . it is things going right that is poetical."
There are reasons to favor order that have little to do with fear. Love of poetry is one of them.
"Ah, but it's the conservatives who argue that the world is coming to an end soon, that we must fight an endless war against terrorism and secure the border at all costs!" you say. Of course, that is true -- but that a man locks his door at night does not mean he is given to unreasonable fear. The Greatest Generation may have been called many things as they marched off to defend American soil against the Axis powers -- fearful was not one of them. It is not the coward who stands guard and arms himself, but the brave and calm man. To point out a danger and insist that it is real and needs to be addressed is NOT a trait of fearfulness.
Of course, there may be some truth to the whole "conservatives are neat and liberals are messy" paradigm. I don't fit it myself, but I know one or two people who might. The problem is not that I'm the exception that proves the rule, but that the accountant who fits the conservative desk stereotype is.